...Like literally beg me as I pull the rope and kick the bucket from under your feet and I don't let go until you turn blue, cold and your bowels voided. That's how I'll be able to tell that my work is done.

(...End thine suffering. The fascist pigs will never understand the ethics of human euthanization but I digress.) I'll do my best to have your eyes pryed open for the duration of the rite (I'm 60% confident that I won't have to that because you & your ilk stay steady sucking & blowing on my dick like a Dirt Devil or Hoover-branded vacuum cleaner) And you'll begin be like "O lawdy, is 2 much I'm going insane" And then I'll ask if you're ready & you beg me, fucking beg me I mean really beg me...

You look like you need my services. Tell ya what, pal; your suicide will be assisted one. We'll both go to the Tractor Supply together to pick a rope, well go back to your crib after we buy the rope & We'll both watch cringe comps & shitty anime together like Naruto, Sword Art Online, etc. CrunchyRoll English dubbed. (Trust me I'm gonna suffer more than you will at least you'll be out yo misery unlike me who'll get arrested for first or second degree manslaughter even though you asked me to...)

They both are horrible people

Wanna bet?

I ain't a terrorist you stupid 72 year old anime watching piece of shit! And what, do you think you're some stupid hero from some anime or stupid manchild comic book saying "Oh, I'm gonna defeat you!" defeat these nuts, boi! I bet you wouldn't say that shit to my face because I'd beat the fuck out of you! No doubt you're likely one of those idiots crying bout "Muh mental health!" if so, GET THE FUCK OVER IT!

Who the fuck yo azz is, nigga? And fuck Iran, I hope dey bomb dat shit, nigga!

Yeah, and you're not a Vietnam veteran you old pedophile old man! I never did January 6th, AND I FUCKING HATE TRUMP! The FBI ain't got shit on me, boi! YOU'RE WORKING WITH THAT STUPID SHIELDGHOST ASSHOLE TOO?! YOU TARDS ARE ALL WORKING TOGETHER, I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD! Protect democracy my ass, everyone running for republican are a fucking joke!

How fucking dare you compare me to fucking Paul Gosar! I hate that anime watching piece of trash!

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