ITS MY BIRTHDAY BITCH AND IM GONNA SPAM U

You are fake news, piggy!

Yeah sure. I get a lot people saying I look handsome. You're an ugly looking toad.

Ugly ass faggot.

You forgot one thing. I'm actually good looking too.

Looks like I got a toad all wet. You can't wash away ugliness.

*Stands on top of a building and takes a piss on your head.*

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I was in congress you fucking asshole. I would always suck on Raul Grijalva's dick. But may he rest in peace. VeteranCapitalist also loved stroking his weiner. But I am gonna be a Senator. The Senate needs me, Mark Kelly needs me. AND ON DAY ONE I AM IMPEACHING DONALD TRUMP AND PETE HOGSETH. My lover VeteranCapitalist is crying in heaven with what those two buffoons are doing to the military. I really wish I could suck his dick right now.

Good news my fellow Republican, I heard the Bush family is making a political comeback. People are sick and tired of MAGA!!! Can you believe that orange buffoon? He cares more about RUSH HOUR FUCKING than lowering the price of groceries. I'm looking forward to seeing a Nick Adams/George P Bush ticket...or even better a Nick Adams/Keith Ellison ticket. Veteran Capitalist loved watching white christian nationalists heads explode.