Calendar Christmas (obligatory Christmas song)

Great video

It’s Christmas time and I’m full of cheer.
You know what that means, Thanksgiving happened this year.
But in October you were acting like a queer.
You was shoving candy canes up deep in your rear.
I get tear every time you disobey the calendar year.

Uh, uh, uh, yeah.

It’s 90 degrees, why is Santa at the Wendy’s?
The Grinch is at the beach forgetting ’bout his enemies.
There is nothing but green on the trees, and you think “now’s time for the scene of nativity.”

Fuck no, fuck no, fuck no, fuck no!

Your disrespect for time finna make my head blow.
Did yo mama never ever tell you no?
Your Christmas lights are fucking up the firework show.
If I hear Mariah Carrey one more time imma throw you out a window.

Yo, yo, yo, yo~ bitch~ ain’t~ nothing~ but a~ hoe~ hoe~ hoe~ hoe!

Yo.